quarta-feira, março 29, 2006

Systems check procedure:

Recovering from minor breakdown
Repairing...............................................................

Checking bodily components: 83 % - OK
Checking mental components: 51 % - OK
Checking peripheral components: OK

Overall system performance: 75%

System suitable to perform daily routine tasks
and other minor actions.

Sorry for the inconvenience

Have a nice day

1 comentário:

Unknown disse...

"more productive
-comfortable
-not drinking too much
-regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
-getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
-eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
-a patient better driver
-a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
-sleeping well (no bad dreams)
-no paranoia
-careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
-keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
-will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
-favours for favours
-fond but not in love
-charity standing orders
-on sundays ring road supermarket
-(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
-car wash (also on sundays)
-no longer afraid of the dark
or midday shadows
-nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
-nothing so childish
-at a better pace
-slower and more calculated
-no chance of escape
-now self-employed
-concerned (but powerless)
-an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
-will not cry in public
-less chance of illness
-tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
-a good memory
-still cries at a good film
-still kisses with saliva
-no longer empty and frantic
-like a cat
tied to a stick
that's driven into
frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
-calm
-fitter, healthier and more productive
-a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics"